I only just now read the documentation about the phenomenon at my table from last years otakon by [livejournal.com profile] ninjaconsultant here, which, beside being entirely fucking accurate, is hella-cool!

In celebratory action of this random but fuckin' brilliant feat I am drunk off my tit! Thank You Lis' < insert stadium fanfare here >


Note: Expect belligerent but entirely photo heavy re-ecap posty rather fucking soon.
2nd Note: Holy Hell! I got drunk dead-quick, like woah. I ate a whole tuna and green pepper pizza as quick as it took to bring it home. That's more than I've eaten on any given day this past week. Really, Really , thank you, Lisa <3
[livejournal.com profile] theacidfairy end of term assessment is going on presently.

I'm trying my very best to stay the hell out of the way. You know what it's like when there's big fancy shmancy ship and an itty bitty jet ski sailing along smoothly toward the same little island, then suddenly the little bugger hits a wicked stretch of wake and has to recalculate its balance so as to keep pace without tipping over.
Yep. Me = JetSki.

Which is pretty perfect little analogy, because I'm blatantly some light weight little devious Ninja brand... and she's a fucking Pirate Ship!

I can't believe she's a pirate! I should have known, devious wench... but lavish as that is, glistening eye-patch and all, I've ninja-ed away all the rum! <-- 4TEHWINZ

Still can't believe she's a fucking pirate... this is very like the time I realized the boy voted Bush. All betrayed, FTW while simultaneous/instantaneously drunk.
Up Next:
  • some sort of protein
  • Ninja thru camden
  • convince scanner not to hate
  • Likely to Ninja thru school, for shits & giggles...
  • More rum, perhaps...
WHINGE/PIMP: I am so pathetic. As soon as have money I spend it. Literally. [livejournal.com profile] themadfish sent me commission money and I spent it on [livejournal.com profile] jisuk collaboration card deck. I'm talking seconds here. *headesk*

Eating would have been nice too....
Food statement withdraw. I can't eat here. I mean there's a shop called "All About Coffee" across the street from college, they have a decent and not entirely overpriced sandwich spread. It helps that I already maintain a very stationary position there, but like... chewing... and swallowing. No.

Between the facial fracture and the sore throat I'm all about the liquid diet.
Hazelnut Coffee, being choice one.
Spiced Red Rum, being choice two.

Good god England, it's bad enough you're stale and hard, must your bread be that way as well!
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