Lame Quiz + Valism = GIR! DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!!

I still don't know how cliques work, what they are, or their intention. . . on-line or off-line actually, seeing as how I'm socially retarded.
[I used to imagine it meant a profession as a human noise maker because they sound like 'click'. You'd pop up behind people who were making wrong statements and 'buzz' them, or 'bing' them if they were correct, or bang things and stomp about like an impromptu dance group or something. Turns out they're not nearly so aesthetically pleasing.]
As expected, on-line tests have given me no insight to the mystery that is 'social politics'. Once again, I've had to draw my own conclusions. And as expected, my conclusions are far, far more interesting.

I am a member of 8 cliques of size 12

• light_music, epicyclical, heidi8, hermorrine, jlh, titanic_days, tromboneborges, cassandraclaire, nmalfoy, bhanesidhe, legomymalfoy, folk
• light_music, epicyclical, heidi8, hermorrine, legomymalfoy, titanic_days, cassandraclaire, nmalfoy, ladylisse, bhanesidhe, jlh, tromboneborges
• light_music, epicyclical, heidi8, titanic_days, folk, blackholly, ladyjaida, ali_wildgoose, bhanesidhe, jlh, tromboneborges, cassandraclaire
• jlh, light_music, epicyclical, heidi8, ivyblossom, titanic_days, folk, nmalfoy, bhanesidhe, legomymalfoy, tromboneborges, cassandraclaire
• light_music, aegeus, epicyclical, heidi8, titanic_days, tromboneborges, ali_wildgoose, blackholly, bhanesidhe, jlh, folk, cassandraclaire
• light_music, aegeus, epicyclical, rubydebrazier, heidi8, titanic_days, folk, blackholly, ali_wildgoose, bhanesidhe, jlh, tromboneborges
• light_music, epicyclical, heidi8, ivyblossom, titanic_days, folk, blackholly, ali_wildgoose, bhanesidhe, jlh, tromboneborges, cassandraclaire
• ali_wildgoose, epicyclical, heidi8, ivyblossom, titanic_days, light_music, tromboneborges, blackholly, rubydebrazier, bhanesidhe, jlh, folk

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I am dismembered and ate by kitties the size of elves [text translated into valisms]

• People of the opinion NYC isn't all it's cracked up to be, [except sometimes when it is, not that they'd admit it.]
• People who secretly want F.A.O. Schwartz to be their base of operations when they rule the world, even if it is a tourist trap.
• People who've theorized that Toys-R-Us Times Square as the perfect safe-hold during an invasion by the undead [not zombies per se, just your average undead, like the overflow of TRL].
• People who secretly share the belief that cat hair only makes jlh's couch that much comfier.
• People who were drunk in Chinatown/The Village/Hell's Kitchen when they chanced upon the perfect signature drink ... only to forget it the following morning.
• People who are capable of flawlessly calling a crackhead 'uncouth' and a 'fucker' in the same breath and still manage to come off as sweet as a hill of daisy the whole while.
• People who have a 24/7 'gay-sex' channel going on in the back of their brain, even if it's just for scholastic purposes...although, more often than not it isn't, but that doesn't mean they won't get needlessly analytical about it.
• People not-so-secretly campaigning for light_music to be president.

Too, tired to cut-tag...again with the not sleeping for days. Blargh! >.>