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This was a film very much made for geeks by geeks, that just so happens to be catered to the masses. Which isn't a review so much as a blanket statement.
**I won't pick at the Medical/Science of it as that is ALL bad, but we know it and forgive Marvel for it anyway**
- for all the slow-ass romantic scenes added for girls interest. This Girl = Bored as Fuck. With the exception of the one funny one, which could still stand some editing but at least it kept pace.
+ Apparently this director coined in on that Liv Tyler can only be convincing if she speaks very rarely. Now if only they could use some of that special effects budget to superimpose Jennifer Connelly's face when needed.
- The army, just being crap. I can't go into it, because we'd be here forever... but the only convincing thing they did was when an Infantry soldier opened missile launcher container to reveal his bitchin' weapon and whistles "sweet!" under his breath. Everything else was crap.
+ New York being bashed but good. I blame Highlander for starting this yen for me. Generic destruction like that of Cloverfield cannot compare to the specifics of seeing the Apollo theater get bum-rushed.
- New Yorkers. Being stupid enough to stick around for the show. Definitely not in Harlem. I'd blame the crap army, but...meh.
+ The Hulk, having kindly features, being the most like the comic as has seen the light of film, even having fingerprints, being so awesome and life like--
- --unless in a scene shared. If there is anyone else in the shot than it all comes away like bad puppetry. Making it rain all the time to obscure your fuck ups doesn't make it any less fucked up.
+ Edward Norton being appropriately emo... I wasn't eager about his cast before but I feel it'd make Bill Bixby proud. Speaking of--
Comic vs. Film notations: [I'm not an expert, never been much of a fan but this is based on what I have in house and what from my childhood I can recall.]
Now, mind you, if you've read that and you're fine with it, you're in for a treat. If you're not a fan of smashing and bashing violence I don't know what would incline you to see the Hulk. 'Cuz as we all know "Hulk, SMASH!!"
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ali_wildgoose: Omg, omg, omg, omg. I didn't get who he was 'cuz I didn't hear his name rightly, but now I spaz at you. Ive got this one issue of X-Factor where he--god, can't even talk about it. I'll explode with geek love. It will be violent. So I'll stick to the facts.]
**I won't pick at the Medical/Science of it as that is ALL bad, but we know it and forgive Marvel for it anyway**
- for all the slow-ass romantic scenes added for girls interest. This Girl = Bored as Fuck. With the exception of the one funny one, which could still stand some editing but at least it kept pace.
+ Apparently this director coined in on that Liv Tyler can only be convincing if she speaks very rarely. Now if only they could use some of that special effects budget to superimpose Jennifer Connelly's face when needed.
- The army, just being crap. I can't go into it, because we'd be here forever... but the only convincing thing they did was when an Infantry soldier opened missile launcher container to reveal his bitchin' weapon and whistles "sweet!" under his breath. Everything else was crap.
+ New York being bashed but good. I blame Highlander for starting this yen for me. Generic destruction like that of Cloverfield cannot compare to the specifics of seeing the Apollo theater get bum-rushed.
- New Yorkers. Being stupid enough to stick around for the show. Definitely not in Harlem. I'd blame the crap army, but...meh.
+ The Hulk, having kindly features, being the most like the comic as has seen the light of film, even having fingerprints, being so awesome and life like--
- --unless in a scene shared. If there is anyone else in the shot than it all comes away like bad puppetry. Making it rain all the time to obscure your fuck ups doesn't make it any less fucked up.
+ Edward Norton being appropriately emo... I wasn't eager about his cast before but I feel it'd make Bill Bixby proud. Speaking of--
- Double + on the many nods to "The Incredible Hulk (1970 TV Series)
- Bill Bixby's lovely face filling the screen while Edward Norton channel surfs and catches The Courtship of Eddie's Father.
- side note: no one can play kindly, unassuming Bruce Banner like Bill can, but Edward made a close second.
- Lou Ferrigno, looking ace for a 57-year-old.
- The Piano playing while Bruce wandered. just, Guh!
- The double up on Lou Ferrigno, as he revisted the Hulk's voice. Bless.
Comic vs. Film notations: [I'm not an expert, never been much of a fan but this is based on what I have in house and what from my childhood I can recall.]
- The Gray Hulk on NOT BEING GRAY.
- Why have a line that says "not the green one" when you've made them both Green! -flail-
- Much of the Incredible Hulk was intended to mirror the concept of 'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde' (seriously, I could write an essay) for this reason Bruce Banner is medically orientated, well-meaning, unassuming and all around likable guy. The Hulk by comparison is wrathful, careless and a huge bundle of rage.
- This is why the Eric Bana movie was for shit, he was always two seconds away from a temper tantrum. First & Last time I'll mention the 2003 Ang Lee's well-intentioned but fool-hearty film.
- When the Hulk (any version as it stands in Marvel) appears Gray it is at its weakest, least intelligent and most savage.
- Only this Blonsky character (who's a real douche) can out Hulk the Hulk in a manner of seconds. Out talk, out reason, out muscle...ok, out-muscle maybe but everything else. Being bone-y doesn't in fact make you Gray. No, just no. Tim Roth, you're still awesome in my book! You were by far the most likable army guy there... which is almost a compliment.
- Since we have Blonksy (who is later to be the Super Villain knowns as The Abomination), does this mean no Rick Jones? Curious, not being judgy at all. I'm open to change, for example--
- Samuel Sterns a.k.a. Mister Blue ...or better yet The Leader.
- I blanked on him at first because he's nothing like that in the comic.
- And thank god the film version is nothing like the comic! He will now make a genuinely believable villain. I'll explain.
- Comic!Sam Sterns is a nobody, know-nothing, janitor who chances on Gaama exposure direct to his brain that makes him Evil Genius(tm) known as The Leader. With a Big head to boot, literally.
- Movie!Sam Sterns is already a wicked smart doctor, with motives however misguided, that we've gotten such a careful and subtle glimpse to. Now we can easily entertain the concept of him becoming a villain from this point out-- ah, such a perfect cut-away shot, too!
- Although it would have been more canonical for The Leader/Dr. Stern to approach Gen. 'Thunderbolt' Ross in the last scene... but you know that cwazy Iron Man... speaking of which...
- Some Last Film Notes:
- The movie should have ended one scene earlier.
- Really, Tony Stark, I know you think it is but the world isn't all about you. Strut your shit after credits like a good bit of fodder. I blame this on Robert Downey Jr, cuz I can and you are awesome enough to bare it with a swagger & a grin. ^_^
- Tiniest screen reference to Nick Fury, who's awesomeness cannot be summarized. It needed a revisit over breakfast with jlh the next day.
- But the army's shoddy hacking into S.H.E.I.L.D. got you exactly all the wrong attention you so deserve. Not enough space in all of the Internets for me to explain the awesome that is Nick Fury, nevertheless the choice of using Ultimate Marvel 's version of him. To much 'wow' to comprehend.
Now, mind you, if you've read that and you're fine with it, you're in for a treat. If you're not a fan of smashing and bashing violence I don't know what would incline you to see the Hulk. 'Cuz as we all know "Hulk, SMASH!!"
FOR
ali_wildgoose: Omg, omg, omg, omg. I didn't get who he was 'cuz I didn't hear his name rightly, but now I spaz at you. Ive got this one issue of X-Factor where he--god, can't even talk about it. I'll explode with geek love. It will be violent. So I'll stick to the facts.]- Dr. Leonard Samson a.k.a. Doc Samson
- Putting it simply he will be the Hulk's side-kick.
- His inclusion in the movie, while not necessary, provided a well-roundedness to the Hulk Universe.
- Later his (successful albeit temporary) attempts to cure Bruce lead to his mild exposure, which provide him with some super natural abilities, most of which heighten his own natural talents. [I.E. mildly empathic, some super-strength and invulnerability varying on the length of his hair. Get it, 'Samson'...]
- He's not super hot yet but he will be, what with the back length Green hair and soo much badd-assery.
- His emo almost out-rivals Bruce's. Almost.
- Although his part was small, his sympathy, straightforwardness, compassion not only make him a good Doctor but a great ally. In his two brief scenes in the film this is well-preserved.
- Oh, yeah and he's an incurable flirt. (I remember this one time, he was into Polaris only she had her jaw wired at the time, then her emotional yet hilariously miss-aimed tantrum at him offering her sweets! God, he never learns!) He was into Betty but never in a real way, because he always knew about Bruce.
Better now?
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I heard there's a scene with a body in a block of ice which is supposed to be a reference to Captain America.
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Didn't do an Iron Man post because I wasn't really that much of a Comic fan of his. Didn't hate it, just wasn't keen on it. Read it when it was available, but not exactly my favorite. The movie (like this one) full-up with geek loved so that made it enjoyable, that and the cast. But that makes for a really ambivalent review.
I'm just so glad I chanced in watching with someone who was also a Hulk TV Series fan! The rest of the Theater had no idea why we were cheering constantly even when seemingly nothing was happening.
[HAHAHAHAH! To right. Rick Jones, Emo Hipster, bwuahahah!! ah, man, this franchise doesn't need more Emo. It's full-up.]
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Apparently there are more explicit references to Captain America (other than the offhand stuff about a super-soldier program during WW2) in the deleted scenes, of which there are apparently 70 minutes (!). Much of that is probably gone for excellent reasons, but still, I'm looking forward to the DVD.
Also: http://www.whysoserious.com/myhero/
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Captain America has sooo much baggage he does need his own special disc. Iron Man was able to segue war stuffs genuinely and nicely. The Hulk, since Bruce being on the run so much, far less so... but Captain America? I'm not prepared for that over abundance of propaganda.
I was less of a Cap fan than an Iron Man fan, and less of an Iron Man fan than a Hulk fan, and less of a Hulk fan than a Spiderman fan... but I was quite the Spiderman fan back when. ^_^
Now? I have yet to bring myself to endure the third movie.
If this makes a statement, I'm not sure what it is.
DUDE! Are you trying to break my brain! I'm trying to stay spoiler-free for The Dark Knight. I let the "Vote for Harvey Dent" thing slip, cuz it was a bit tongue-in-cheek and had a nifty poll-take on the front page but this... -hyperventilates-
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The Hulk was always my favourite (him or Batman), probably because of the TV show since I never really got my hands on the comics. Also because I really like the concept of him, and I loved seeing him well executed on film.
Continue to avoid Spiderman 3, unless you want to see Sam Raimi (and probably Toby Maguire too) trolling the studio and the entire film-watching public. I'm convinced this is what it was, because they can't possibly have been serious on any level.
Argh, sorry about that. I suspected you were trying to avoid spoilers (a laudable goal that I'm almost completely failing to achieve meself, although I have stopped myself from finding out major plot points, so there is that), but it was too awesome not to share. So much love for Chris Nolan.
(Hey, it's been fucking ages since I've talked to you, are you around and free anytime soon for me to call?)
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DOOFY SCIENTIST TURNED HOT HULK SIDEKICK?
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<3
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I fail for not getting it sooner. I knew I liked him but couldn't put my finger on why. The Answer: cuz I LOVED HIM SINCE I WAS 12!! Also, his doofiness never dissipates, AND he turns into one of those 'Hot Guys' who spent so much time being a geek they never know they're hot... which totally make him that much more attractive!
He becomes one of those great antagonist characters no one is ever certain is good or bad, but he's so well meaning he teams up with like everyone, but commits to no one. He's like a Super Whore or something... only less whore-like. Even when he's all about kicking the Hulk's ass, it's only because he has Bruce's best-interest at heart, which in turn breaks his heart.
Did I mention the hair? Or that he's like super smart & wicked nice? ...OR that I love him? ^^;
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http://muldr4scly.livejournal.com/671915.html
Just writing about USA stuffs and had to check that ;-)
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P.P.S. thanks for the photos. Busy weekend, followed by an even busier week. Haven't had time to reply...can only manage to squeeze one in now while the scanner is going. ^^;
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Don't worry, I figured you were busy and stuffs. I was just sorting USA things out because I'm back to Norway Friday! Life is crazy also.